Peeta: No one really needs me.
Katniss: I do. I need you.
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Me: Don't interrupt me while I'm fangirling. It's rude.
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station,...
youwantamartyr: death-by-1d: This is worth a reblog.
sextingthemasses: You know how I know Fairly Oddparents is made up? Timmy is allowed to wear a hat to school